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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
eroticcannibal
wildlifewednesdays

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

docwithtardisfez

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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n-a-blue-box

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

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We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

typhoidmeri

Omgggg the sounds.

gigi-tastic

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

bears-official

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

divajadelyn

Always reblog Teddy!

this is adorable happy halloween teddy the porcupine
iamstillalarrie

Coming into a fandom late

mishstiel

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baxtersaurus

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

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valerieparker

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

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221books

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

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dj-killer

Accuracy at its best

street-of-mercy

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

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my-reylo

all of this shit…lol

nerdsagainstfandomracism

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

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not-so-secret-nerd

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

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jupiter235

This gets better every time I see it. 

sageblackrose95

@fuboos-mess

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Being in a dead fandom…

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Originally posted by senilephilosophy

illogicalvoid

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

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eriplier

The accuracy hurts.

fanfic-yes-please

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

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it-is-bugs

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

abh95

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

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teaganvamp

This just gets better..

hamboj2

@mi-kleos

thatcrazysonicchick

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

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knightofbloodcancer

Fandom hell in general

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Originally posted by damotp

markisexbang

Yes.

marvelanimelover

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

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Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

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Originally posted by equispebe

skuldvggerypleasant

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

crochanblackbeak

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

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Originally posted by mightbincognito

kateriverameliawolfe

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

ishipwhatiship247

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

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ravenhilarious

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

swanqueen-in-gotham

Being in a fandom that actually works together

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Originally posted by lynx1825

aliciaclockgriffin

Why is this so true? All of it.

pillowprincesslexa

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

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hangingfire

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

feyreacher0n

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

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Originally posted by solarspidey

marianagmt

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Originally posted by funnypictures13

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

spacewalkerkru

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Originally posted by mrgoldsshopofhorrors

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

tirnelstargazer

I love this. and it’s gotten better

cartoonjessie

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After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

theblondeblizzardandbooks

All of these are me. Lol

thescalex

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

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julietsemophase

And it reached its epic conclusion

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But this legendary post will always be in our hearts

long post tumblr culture fandom fandom culture accurate
eroticcannibal
letitrainathousandflames

Adhd really is like… bedroom is slightly messy it would be nice to tidy it some

bedroom is very messy I really should tidy up

bedroom is chaotic I NEED to tidy but my brain says no. Why. Whyyy.

I guess I’ll just have to watch where I step in here for the rest of my life. The mess is everywhere. I’m one with the mess.

A sudden Need to Clean™ makes you get the room looking like some fancy homes magazine cover, and you think “I’ll never ever let it get that bad again, and then…

bedroom is slightly messy (uh oh)

quousque

ADHD organization tips: 

-out of sight = out of mind, as in, if you can’t see it, you will forget it exists. Set up your space such that, when everything is put away, you can still see it all (remove closet doors, shallow shelves so nothing is behind anything else, etc.)

-one-step access. None of this “to get to this thing, I have to get a stool, remove the box in front of it, grab the thing i want, put the box back, put the stool back-” nah. One step access. Not even “this thing belongs behind this thing”. Open drawer. Is thing right there? good. Have to move other thing to get to it? bad. Multi-steps means you’ll rarely use it, and when you do, it will NEVER GET PUT AWAY AGAIN. Multi-step access is for deep storage and the items that get the least frequent use.

-an item’s home is within arm’s reach of where you are most likely to use it/want to put it down.

-items can have multiple homes and that’s ok. I have three pencil/pen cans around my room, and like two or three places where I’m “allowed” to place things like my wallet and keys (and I am NOT allowed to place them anywhere else, because then I’ll lose them forever).

-examine the mess on your floor and determine the categories, then ask why those things are on the floor. 

—Why pile of clean clothes? because I didn’t want to fold them up. Solution: fuck folding clothes, clothes only get sorted into categories and then dumped into drawers or crates. That’s fine and ok. 

—Why pile of kinda-dirty-but-can-still-wear clothes? because I don’t want to put them away (i wore them once) but i don’t want to put them in the laundry basket (they’re not really dirty yet). Solution: have a home for “kinda dirty” clothes. I drape mine over the edge of my hamper. 

—- a bunch of trash on your floor? Because the trash can is all the way over there. Solution: put a bunch of trash cans all around your room.

—- pile of papers on desk? because i need to put them in my files where they’ll eventually go. Solution: one of those cute magazine boxes on desk, specifically for “to file” papers. 

-permanent piles on surfaces go in cute little boxes exactly where they already were. e.g. pile on nightstand consisting of wallet, keys, meds, phone, etc??? cute little box right on the nightstand for all that stuff you’ll grab every day. Pile on desk of shit that you need to take back out to the kitchen but haven’t yet? grab a little tray specifically to accumulate things you’ll take back out to the kitchen at some point. box on nightstand for “stuff that could/usually does go in purse, but isn’t there today for whatever reason”. Lil box for “random tiny shit that I should put away at some point” like hair ties, safety pins, push pins, etc.

-it’s ok for things to “live” in the place where you’ll need them next, even if it’s not “away”, so long as those things aren’t in your way. My pjs live on my bed, because I’m going to wear them again tonight. If I’m feeling fancy I’ll fold them and put them at the foot of the bed. Most days I’ll just yeet them on there and that’s where they Belong. My meds belong in a lil box on my nightstand, because that’s where I’ll set out my pills for the next day.

- “dump station” = right inside the door, where you’ll divest yourself of everything automatically anyways. Hook for your purse, hook for workbag, a few hooks for coats etc (even though coats “live” in the closet, it’s ok for them to live here too), box/tray for wallet etc, place for shoes. Because I’m gonna dump them the moment I walk in the door anyway, and if their “place” isn’t right there, they’re just gonna end up part of the mess

-beware the corner piles. Observe them, question them, solve them. Shit accumulates in “dead spots” on the floor where you don’t walk often. Watch those piles. What are those piles? Where are their homes? And why aren’t they there? Are their homes too inaccessible? Did I accidentally start a new hobby and none of the supplies for that have a home yet? Is it something “in progress” that I still intend to work on/do something with? 

you’ll still go through the cycles of accumulating mess and destroying it all in one go, but the mess accumulated will be so much less and so much easier to deal with.

letitrainathousandflames

@quousque this is amazing! I’m gonna print this out and use it to fix my mess! Thank you so much!

reference for my adhd brain adhd organization helpful tips
geekandmisandry
homerlaw

This post generator is surprisingly coherent 

“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”

thebibliosphere

“let’s get down to business to kinkshame werewolves”

I’d say that’s surprisngly on brand, but lets be honest, it’s the opposite of my brand.

glumshoe

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hmmmmmm I would post this, yes

systlin


 “(wearing a black and red corset with a black leather skirt and black fishnet stockings with combat boots) i buy stuff”

Wow this random generator is just gonna call me the fuck out like this huh

wetwareproblem

today we sat down for a talk with god. in the exclusive interview god stated the following: the only thing i regret is making people who kiss my beak

I’m gonna be honest, this is funnier than anything we’ve ever posted.

geekandmisandry

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Ex-fucking-scuuuze me??

silly fun